{"id":1687565,"date":"2022-05-06T08:52:25","date_gmt":"2022-05-06T12:52:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thesixthaxis.com\/?p=396211"},"modified":"2022-05-06T08:52:25","modified_gmt":"2022-05-06T12:52:25","slug":"final-fantasy-7-remake-nude-tifa-statue-goes-straight-to-horny-jail","status":"publish","type":"station","link":"https:\/\/platogaming.com\/plato-data\/final-fantasy-7-remake-nude-tifa-statue-goes-straight-to-horny-jail\/","title":{"rendered":"Final Fantasy 7 Remake nude Tifa statue goes straight to horny jail"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Pre-orders are currently live for a new Final Fantasy 7 Remake Tifa statue. If the heroine’s provocative “Jack-O” pose and exposed knickers wasn’t enough, its creators are also offering a nude option. Let’s just hope the resin is washable…<\/p>\n

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As you might have guessed, no, this isn’t an officially licensed Square Enix product, despite the promo shots looking fairly legit. This 1\/4 scale Tifa statue is being sold online via FavorGK<\/a>, a digital store that stocks a variety of anime and gaming collectibles. The purposefully chosen pose mimcs that of Guilty Gear fighter, Jack-O, which is now a meme. Risking the judgement of your family, friends, and peers, you can net one of these for a tidy sum of $545 – shelling out a further $100 for that exchangeable nude body.<\/p>\n

Of course, there will be one filthy corner of the Final Fantasy fandom that will snap these up, leaving the rest of us to cringe and tut in tandem. An unfortunate reality of the cyberspace we exist in is that just about every character portrayed in media is fair game for sleazy “media” and knock-off merch. Some will be wondering why there’s no nude options for the Sephiroth statues they sell.<\/p>\n

Having just flogged its western game development studios and precious IP<\/a> (including Tomb Raider and Legacy of Kain) for $300 million so they can invest in blockchain stuff, Square is no doubt kicking itself for not coming up with this idea first.<\/p>\n